tj.unfinishedparadox

Sixteen - Miami - Art is my life - Pizza is my addiction - I'm a fangirl at heart - Scorpio - Anything else, I'm an open book.

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easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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(via bullied)

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outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'
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kushtestedmotherapproved:

thomasscohen:

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

Basically
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mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand
Tumblr Themes Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie:  I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt:  Me too! On a boy!
Pearl:  You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt:  Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl:  Oh.  (pause for a bit)
Matt:  Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me:  Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt:  Really?
Josie:  YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt:  Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave:  (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.  (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.




“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”


Can someone please fill me in on the joke
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saraferro:

lesbiansilk:

Young and Hungry - s01e03 (2014) - Emily Osment, Ashley Tisdale & Jessica Lowndes (IMDb) (part 2)

Matt’s favourite lesbian scenes 121/10,000 (INDEX)


My two childhood crushes. This is why this scene was my favorite. Fuck yes
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The Red Button

eclecti-kat:

For sixpenceee

I have a glitch in the matrix story I’d like to share with you…

When I was little, I used to have these reoccurring lapses in my memory. I am seventeen now and I don’t have them to this extent anymore.

The difference was that when I was about 7-8 I could…

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driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

(via crystallized-teardrops)